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Sunday, April 20, 2008

PA Turnpike Making High Energy Weapons!

On my way out to IKEA this weekend I discovered a secret weapons project sponsored by the PA Turnpike Authority. Along the way I passed many large Yagi antennas on the PA Turnpike. All are pointed towards Canada. Give the size of these antenna I think they are high powered energy weapon systems designed to protect us from our encroaching Canadian overlords.

Now that I have posted this story I know my life is in danger so I will be going into hiding inside a specially crafted tin foil cocoon.


P.S. I am not responsible for any actions taken by individuals who do not understand humor.