On my way out to IKEA this weekend I discovered a secret weapons project sponsored by the PA Turnpike Authority. Along the way I passed many large Yagi antennas on the PA Turnpike. All are pointed towards Canada. Give the size of these antenna I think they are high powered energy weapon systems designed to protect us from our encroaching Canadian overlords.
Now that I have posted this story I know my life is in danger so I will be going into hiding inside a specially crafted tin foil cocoon.
Cheers,
Matt
P.S. I am not responsible for any actions taken by individuals who do not understand humor.
